People stuff

I asked the Internet if they preferred an excerpt or a full post in their feed reader and the overwhelming majority said full post. So that’s cool. I just switched it because I’m pretty sure that’s probably why my stats and comments are down. If I were one to pay close attention to those things. Which I’m not.

I mean, I LOVE comments and I certainly don’t mind days that prove fruitful, hit-wise, it just isn’t something I bother myself with so much that I ever do much about. So I switched to full post and I expect a dramatic rise in pageviews and comments because whatever the Internet says, I believe. And if that doesn’t happen, my advertisers will be greatly disappointed.

You know what I’ve been thinking about? Besides people stuff? Actually, this IS people stuff, so I guess that’s the answer. People stuff. Specifically, babies should be ugly. There are too many people in the world, right? Probably because babies are cute.

People don’t like owning ugly things, so babies should be ugly and then no one will want to have any. Or at least not more than one, once they realize that their ugly babies are no different from everyone else’s ugly babies. And they should stink all the time. Problem solved. YOU’RE WELCOME. BRILLIANT addition, if you ask me.

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